Those who warned me that Living in New Haven, CT would result in a car being stolen have proven themselves to be correct. 

"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter) 10/31/2017 at 12:05 • Filed to: None

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My fiancée’s 1996 Honda Odyssey has disappeared. After calling all of the tow companies and the police, we can only conclude that it has been stolen. Already filed a police report and we’re contacting the insurance company right now. It only cost $1100 and it was only a few hundred miles away from 300K, but it was her first car. Furthermore, she recently acquired a newish Scion iA so this isn’t catastrophic for us, but it still blows. Fuck.

Wacko > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:13

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so it’s really a honda

Arrivederci > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:14

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Bummer, but maybe the insurance payout will be more than $1100?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:15

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As opposed a Porsche in a fat suit?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:16

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(The joke is that it’s an Isuzu)

benjrblant > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:18

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isuzu_Oasis

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/31/2017 at 12:18

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Did i post the wrong picture or something? I’m a little off my game today

Wacko > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:19

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every 90's honda will be stolen at one point

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/31/2017 at 12:20

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the Isuzu version is only a theft detractor,

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71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:20

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Comforting.

Wacko > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:23

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-12/thieves-favor-1990s-hondas-shunning-harder-to-steal-new-models

https://jalopnik.com/havent-all-the-1990s-honda-accords-been-stolen-by-now-1784797673

http://vancouverisawesome.com/2017/10/23/honda-civic-theft/

PartyPooper2012 > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:24

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This is mostly true... Sad that it’s true to this day.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:26

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Except the Preludes. They’ll break first.

*looks out window*

Shoop > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 12:28

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I live in Connecticut, so I’m laughing.

That said I live in Bethany, so we have to defend our cows.

Wacko > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/31/2017 at 12:29

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they are based off of an accord so go look again

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:31

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I’m only concerned about the wheels, honestly.

ttyymmnn > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 12:34

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Well, that answers my question, “Who the hell steals. 20-year-old minivan?” Certainly not for the value.

Wacko > ttyymmnn 10/31/2017 at 12:39

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it’s 20 year old honda accord parts

E92M3 > Arrivederci 10/31/2017 at 12:47

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“Sorry sir, book value is only $300 because of the mileage. Your conprehensive deductible just happens to also be $300"

Ash78, voting early and often > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 10/31/2017 at 13:18

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I got nothing, so have a pic of my Ody from yesterday. Wife was not amused.

Arrivederci > E92M3 10/31/2017 at 13:37

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Hahaha - ain’t that the damn truth.